Friday, July 2, 2010

A real man calls you beautiful instead of hot or sexy. Calls you back when you hang up on him. Stays awake just to watch you sleep. Kisses your forehead. Shows you off to the world. Holds your hand in front of his friends. Is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you. Turns to his friends and says there's my baby. If you open this you have to forward it to 10 people (boy or girl) or you will have bad luck in love for the rest of your life!!! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize just how truly they love you.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

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-Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.-Kissing is a habit. Fucking is a game. Guys get all the pleasure. Girls get all the pain.-10 minutes of pleasure. 9 months of pain. 3 days in the hospital. A baby without a name. The baby is a bastard. The mother is a whore. This would have never hppened, if the rubber hadnt tore!!-Sex is like math. You subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs and pray to god u dont multiply. -Roses are red. Grass is green. Open ur legs and i'll fill you with cream.-Sex is evil, sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so stick it in. -Roses R nice violets R fine i'll be the six if u be the nine.-Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me, suck me very slowly. If u like it, dont be sassy. Use your tongue and make it nasty!!.. *cR!sTiNa*

Monday, May 17, 2010

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Friday, April 23, 2010

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Everclear burns!

Tiki!

My drinking buddy Rumor!

My drinking buddy Rumor!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Monday, April 19, 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Writes romance in her head, "You would just walk away from me so easy, again? I just got you back..." "If it means that you can be happy, yeah."

Sunday, April 11, 2010

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Haha I'm having a really hard time because I want to make a point without coming off as abbrasive but if I'm lucky maybe actually coming off as sweet or cute but still getting my point across