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If i lost my memory would you take the time to tell me my past? If i lost a arm would you lend me a hand? If someone broke my heart would you listen? If i died today would you cry by my grave? If i told you i love you would you say it back? Well i love you and i would do all this for you! Send this to everyone you love, even if it's a friendship love. Even me....if you get 3 back your loved.

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To my darling spouse: Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck. I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. ?The garage door is slightly bent but fortunantly the truck came to a halt when it bumped into your car. ?I am really sorry, but I know that you will forgive me. I am enclosing a picture for you.?

Your wife
P.S. Your girlfriend called!!!

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What do women do after sex? 2% eat 3% smoke 4%take a shower 5% go to sleep 86% finish the job themselves!!!!

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Bug all your friends b4 they bug u! Tag ur it!

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If someone hurts u, ill knock them out. If u jump off a bridge, ill be on the ground to catch u. If you cry, ill let u cry on my shoulder. If ur kicked out, ill take u in. If ur drunk, ill take ur keys. If ur world comes crashin down, ill be standin rite next to u. If u cry cause of me, its cause i made u laugh too hard. We'll be friends forever, no matter what happens between us. Just know im here for u. Send this to all your friends or someone u really care about, including me if u even do. I care about u if I sent u this message, cause ur special to me. Send this to everyone u care about. If u get 7 back...your loved 1-3=your a bad friend 4-6= your a good friend 7-9= your an amazing friend. whats 3 seconds in taking to send this? It'll be an eye opener if i don't get it back

I'm so happy & so in love & I've always wondered if anything was holding me back but after today I'm sure that nothing is!

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A real man calls you beautiful instead of hot or sexy. Calls you back when you hang up on him. When you run to him crying the first thing he says is, "Who's ass am I kicking, baby?" He stays awake just to watch you sleep. Kisses your forehead. Shows you off to the world. Holds your hand in front of thier friends. Is constantly reminding you of how much they love you and how lucky they are to have you. Turns to their friends and says, "Theres my baby." If you open this you have to forward it to 10 people or you will have bad luck in love for the rest of your life!!! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:42 p.m. Tomorow. So get ready for the shock of ur life!

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Depressed? Overworked? Job Suck? No Job? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Crazy Bitches? Assholes Problems? Money Worries? Well here's a pill for you. FUKITOL (FUCK IT ALL). Take 1 and move the fuck on! send to every strong person in your phone that you know would say fuck it all!!!*

($MilE$Z)<-

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During a visit to a mental institution, I asked the Director, 'How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do u want a bed near the window?'
ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?!

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Sex is like McDnalds, Im lovin it! Pussy is like Subway, Eat fresh! Dick is like Gatorade, Is it in u? & this text is like weed so pass the shit!

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Friends r like butt cheeks...there may be alot of shit between them, But they always stick together.So send this to all of ur favorite buttcheeks. I just did.

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Give this rose to everyone u care about, including me, . See if u get a dozen before Valentine's Day.

What sex position creates the Cutest child? If u dont know, ASK MY PARENTS! Keep it going, if it stops on u, we know ur ug

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STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING!!!! Think about ME for 3 secs. 1...2...3... You've just experienced the best 3 seconds of your life :) YOUR WELCOME !

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
>From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3, We are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled,
"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled
"BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
She replied, "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE! YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!".
~*Amber*~

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If one day u feel like crying...call Me. I don't promise that i will make u laugh but i can cry with u. If one day u want to run away don't be afraid to call me. I don't promise to ask u to stop... but i can run with u. If one day u don't want to listen to anyone...call me. I promise to b there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...and There is no answer... Come fast to see me. Maybe i need u. Send to all ur friends no matter how often u talk. Let old friends know u haven't forgotten them and tell new friends that u never will. Remember everyone needs a friend. don't ever leave the one u love for the one u like because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. Tomorrow the shock of ur life will occur if u break this chain. U will have bad luck for 10 years...send To 10 people

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Think about this for a minute. If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care? If i called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened would you come? If i had one day left to live my life would you be part of my last day? If i needed a shoulder to cry on would you give me yours? Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together. They see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... That's what friendship is. Life is lonely without friends. Its world best friend week. Send this to all your really good friends. Even me if i am one of them. See how many you get back. If you get more than 3 you really are a lovable person... Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regret so.... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.'

So here's the test: I let M know in advance that I'm on edge and not feeling well emotionally tonight, we'll see if she can

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thelesbianmafia: "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that 1 useless man is a shame, 2 is a law firm, & 3 or more is a congress" - John Adams

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If marriage is to ever really be considered again must hit the 3 year anniversary first. First date: April 2nd, 2009. Must make it to April 2nd, 2012 before getting married again. She proposed on December 30th, 2009, so we will be engaged for at least 2.5 years before we consider the wedding. No showing up drunk or hungover. Wedding will be called off if either party is intoxicated. Must write our own vows. I love my fiance.

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Real billboard in Kentucky . Thats fucked up!....lol

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"To my girls, here's to the shit we talk, the guys we stalk, the way we shop, the laughs we can't stop, the gossip we spill, the looks that can kill. To having eachother's back, to the next morning gettin' all the facts, drownin' the beers, spillin' the tears... We'll stay together through out the years"! "You're one of my favorite chicas! if i dont get this back im obviously not a good friend ...($MilE$Z)<-

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Today is a day I'm scared to leave you. I'm scared I'm going to leave and come back and you wont be here. If you want to marry me you need to believe that we can make it through all of this, like I do, but I have a hard time continuing to believe it when you can't say you more than hope. We have to believe it together because when one of us doesn't we as a whole become weak. We're a team. We're in this together. We need to work together instead of against each other. You need to stop being frustrated because I have questions and need help and I need to stop pinning so much on you, but we have to give in to each other so that we can be better for each other. I love you and I hope you agree.

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But you're letting the fears behind your question and the possible answers get to you and you can't do that cat. I know for a fact that she often doesn't know how to word things and just needs time to think through her response and when you want an answer yesterday it just causes her brain to flip out

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I wish i cld just say fuck the pills and everything but there isn't really anything else that even dulls the pain or anxiety or the mania... I wasn't fixed on them but it was at least a little better i was more relaxed and i cld recognize it coming on

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It doesn't work like that... It comes on when I need a question answered and she refuses or when I cant get something done... There isn't enough breathes in the world to make it go away either... I just need to be held and Shhhhhh's and coddled until it passes or I fall asleep... Otherwise left on my own it gets really bad and That's when I start getting stupid, drinking pills cutting...

And her body and mouth to react accordingly

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Yeah i need to be easier on her

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OMGFacts: If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, there would only be 15 people living there. #omgfacts

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I know we do i'm just scared now... I do my best everyday to be ok and to keep my Shit together but sometimes i really need her you know? I'm so scared that I'm going to have another bad night and she's just gonna be gone...

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I was a pain in the ass tho and i know it but That's when i need her most and she was sick and i was trying to still take care of her and she just kept telling me that i was driving her nuts

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You guys did awesome when you were on vacation... It's the stresses if everyday life that get to you both and you both just need to take a minute and breathe even if you have to walk away for that minute. You love each other like crazy and just have to calm down and come back together and talk instead if yelling

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She got mad at me today because I was upset with her for being grouchy with me. She stopped the truck in the middle of the road and got out and walked home. We were just down the street... I yelled after her to find out what she was doing and she slammed the door. It lead to arguing and her asking me to take my ph and give her her stuff. She was just so easily done. She said I drove her crazy all night so how could I expect her to be nice to me today. I was having an anxiety attack last night. It was a really really bad night and she was leaving me today because I had a bad night. Meds or no meds I'm always going to have bad nights. So all that today and my mom tonight. What am I going to do?

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It just hit me. My mom is really sick. She's acting fine but I heard the tears in her voice on the phone. She's scared too. How much do cigarettes influence heart disease? I'm so pissed off & upset. My mom nor Melissa see a reason to quit smoking. What happens when I'm the only one left?

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The power went out here so my co-worker and I took it upon ourselves to lock the store & have a photoshoot. This is her posed as a robo mannequin in the front GNC display window...

I need a job so that I can look forward to Fridays again because right now they always suck until dinner and tonight, no di

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I feel alone, my questions and conversation are driving you crazy, it's just a bad night but if I can't turn to you where do I go?

"good things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle"

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Haha should not watch movies like Tick Tock Lullaby, they make me think too much!

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One day far away I want to have babies with you, but I don't want you to think about babies with anyone else but me. Deal?

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Rt @OMGFacts: Beavers can swim half a mile under water with one breath of air. #omgfacts

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I hate how walk in the door here means light up a cigarette. You just had one!

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Smile! you know your sexy!! Pass this to all your sexy frenz! No send backs.. or I'll be gettn this darn text all day! LOL!

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HAHAHAHA Bet You Thought It was Something Nasty. Well Look Again Cuz It's A Puppy. Lol Pass This On To All Your Friends That Have Dirty minds.

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holy shit they finally made your favorite snack. You won't be protein deficient anymore YAY

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The economy is so bad that even the Gieco gekko had to get a second job to make ends meet!

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I'd run 4 u, kill 4 u, fight 4 u, die 4 u, cry 4 u, even look a cop straight in the eye and lie 4 u. If u get 6 back DAMN you got good friends

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You+Me+Room=? 1.Movie 2.Sex 3.Fight 4.Talk 5.Party 6.Cuddle 7.Get high 8.Make out If ur not a chicken fwd to ten people and see what answers u get.

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AACHUUU! If ur allergic to drama, liars, haters, bullshit & fake bitches, keep this going if it stops on you we know why!

My little Rocker Nephew

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Abandoned.
You have been abandoned.
You were my best friend and at the same time, my worst enemy.
You tried to protect me and tried to save me,
for yourself.
I mattered the most, but only if it was to you.
No one else could have me,
no one else could hurt me,
only you.
Everyone,
to you,
is just a simple pawn,
and the only matter,
if it's only,
to you.
You weren't my type,
you weren't my style,
you couldn't truely love me,
because all that mattered,
was you.
You could not love me,
you could not understand me,
you could not even see me,
because all that mattered to me
wasn't you.
I wasn't your only pawn,
this is how you handle all subjects in your life,
they only matter
if they only matter
to you.
For too long I sat and let it happen,
I watched the pain only you would inflict,
listened to the stories you would tell
until one day,
I heard the last story,
I saw the last tear
and for that,
you my dear,
You have been abandoned.

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