In wine there is wisdom , In beer there is freedom , In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials , Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day , At the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words , we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However , we do NOT run that risk when Drinking beer & wine (or tequila , rum , whisky or other liquor) , Because alcohol has to go through a purification Process of boiling , filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop , Beer = Health . Therefore , it's better to drink beer and talk stupid , Than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me
