To my darling spouse: Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck. I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. ?The garage door is slightly bent but fortunantly the truck came to a halt when it bumped into your car. ?I am really sorry, but I know that you will forgive me. I am enclosing a picture for you.?
Your wife
P.S. Your girlfriend called!!!
